Let’s have jetskis! CHECK
No, wait, let’s have
jetskis to the XTREME! CHECK
Let’s reuse some sets
from SeaQuest DSV! CHECK
Let’s have a soundtrack
so crappy that it’s distracting! CHECK
Let’s have made up
history that not even the characters can keep straight! CHECK
Let’s have Lara outrun
bullets! CHECK
Let’s have Lara spot
weld! CHECK
Let’s have Lara punch
a shark! CHECK
Let’s then have her
ride the shark! CHECK
Let’s have a pointless
horse riding/target shooting scene… to the XTREME! CHECK
Let’s have the eurovillian
use murder as a sales demonstration! CHECK
Let’s have a pointless
motorcycle/sexual tension scene! CHECK
Let’s stage it on the
Great Wall of China! CHECK
Let’s have Lara rappel
down a mountain upside down while shooting people! CHECK
Let’s have Lara destroy
a market in Shanghai! CHECK
Let’s add pole vaulting
onto a helicopter to that scene! CHECK
Let’s have Lara &
Terry dress like flying squirrels and glide over the city! CHECK
Let’s have Lara punch a shark! Have we had her punch a shark yet? Because
we should!