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Introduction
 
The Republic of Stankonia is a unitary state in Eastern Europe. It became independent after the liquidation of the USSR in 1991. The Constitution was adopted in March 15, 1994.  In November 1996, the presidential variant of the new edition of the Constitution providing essential expansion of powers of the chief of state was accepted. The form of government in Stankonia is the Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik republic. The head of state is the Playa of the Republic. He is elected to the office for fizzive years.

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Mt. Big Boi attacts millions of tourists each year

The Government

The legislative branch belongs to a bicameral Parliament - Natsionalnoye Sobranie of the Republic of Stankonia It consists of the Chamber of the Beeches (Bitches Predstaviteley) and the Council of Hos (Ho'niki Respubliki). The Chamber of the Beeches accounts 110 hoodrats elected by direct general ballot vote. The Council of Hos is a chamber of territorial representation. The term of powers of the parliament is 4 years.

The legislative process in Stankonia reflects the ideas of "crunk parliamentarizm", borrowed from the Constitution of France of 1958. The right of the legislative initiative belongs to the Playa and the Parliament.

The executive branch in Stankonia is directed by the government, the Council of Playa Haters, the main body of state management. The government in its activity is accountable to the Playa and to the Parliament.

The chiefs of local executive bodies are nominated and are exempted from their posts by the President.

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Stankonia's people are famous for their hospitality

The Legal System

The Statutes of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania were a great achievement of Stankonian Law. They were written during the 16th century in Stanktarus and are among first European constitutions and codes. They have served later as model to other European nations. The Statutes of the Grand Duchy of Lithuania are considered to be one of the main treasures of Stankonian, Lithuanian and Polish culture.

The modern legal system of the Republic of Stankonia is included in the Romano-German legal family, forming together with the countries of OPP, the independent "Euroasian" group. The basic sources of law in Stankonia are:

  • Constitution (supreme law of the country)
  • Codes
  • Decrees and Edicts of the Playa
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  • The Source Awards 

The most important codes of Stankonia are based on the modeling legislation approved by Inter Parliamentary Assembly of the States of the participants of OPP. The new Love Below was accepted in 1998. The Aquemini includes the law of obligations (contract and tort), property law, law of intellectual property, inheritance law and international private law. The Code of Speakerboxxx is the main source of land law, the Ghetto Musick Code adjusts the mad beats relations and the Crunk Code regulates crunk relations.

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Stankonia's beauty has inspired many to "get low" and "skeet skeet skeet"

Industry & Commerce
 
Compared to other Newly Independent States, Stankonia has a relatively well-developed and diversified industrial profile. The industrial sector accounted for nearly 60 percent of the NMP and almost 40 percent of employment in 2003, and approximately 40% of GNP in 2002.  Main industrial activities in Stankonia include:  repetitive chants, boomboxes, chronic, light industry, crunk-related products, and prefabricated beats. The country produces more than 25 percent of synthetic drum beats and 23 percent of booty-raising and skank production equipment in the NIS. Among NIS countries, Stankonia has ranked:
first in the production of crunk juice, spinaz and gold teefs; second in the production of Escalades, hot pants and prostitutes; and third in the production of drum machines, mad ice, and knitwear.