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Q: Yo, why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?
A: I’ve got good news for you Jadakiss, if you were concerned that you were perhaps
“as hard as it gets” I can assure you that you are not. Unless of
course “hard” is the new street term for “whiny”.
Q: Why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt?
A: It’s actually not the industry’s responsibility to keep the artist out
of debt. If you insist on buying a platinum Hummer with diamond rims, it’s
not the industry’s job to stop you.
Q: And why them dudes ain't ridin' if they’re
part of your set?
A: Good question, it can be hard for anyone, but especially a recording artist to choose the right friends. All I can say is that hopefully as you grow and mature you will begin making wiser
choices and as a result will attract a better class of people of which to befriend.
Q: And why they never get it poppin' but they party to death?
A: While this question is related to your previous question, I’d like to answer
it by asking you, Jadakiss, what it is that you want from your “set”? Are
you doing everything to keep up your end of the friendship? Have you indeed been
“poppin’” or have you been partying to death yourself?
Q: Yea, and why they gon give you life for a murder. Turn around only give you eight months for a burner, it's goin down?
A: Ok first I am making the assumption that when you say “burner” you are
referring to a gun, rather than graffiti or some other slang definition that you have made up so you could rhyme something
with “murder”. Which would make your question “Why did the
D.A. attach a seemingly frivolous gun possession charge to my murder charge?” or “Why is a murder charge worth
so much more time than a gun possession charge?” The later is a very stupid
question, but judging by your other questions, totally the sort of thing you would ask.
While carrying a gun is a serious charge, a gun is an instrument of death after all, it is not as serious a charge
as, oh, saying KILLING someone, dumbass. However if you are asking the former
question, referring to why even bother charging someone with a weapons charge when that person is already going to jail for
the rest of their natural life for murder, let me explain. Criminal Possession
of a gun is still a crime, even if a bigger crime was also committed (i.e. murder).
For example, let’s say you went on a sodomy rampage that ended with you shooting a cop to death. Shooting the
cop is the big charge here and you will probably spend the rest of your life in jail and in some states that’s an automatic
death penalty crime. But what about those 20 people you sodomized? You will be charged with the lesser crimes because they are still crimes, committing a bigger crime doesn’t
absolve you of all previous crimes you have committed, dumbass. Learn more about
New York state laws (which are probably the most pertinent to you) referring to criminal possession of a weapon here: http://www.queensdefense.com/guns.htm
Q: Why they sellin' niggaz CD's for under a dime?
A: Seriously? Where is that happening, exactly? Around here niggaz CD’s are at least $10, so I would be very interested in such
a sizable discount.
Q: If it's all love daddy why you come wit your nine?
A: Honestly, with your flippant attitude toward murder, it seemed like a good idea to
take certain precautions.
Q: Why my niggaz ain't get that cake?
A: There is enough cake for everyone, just be patient.
Hey no cuts, no buts, no coconuts! That’s it, no cake for you or
your niggaz, happy now?
Q: Why is a brother up North better than Jordan, that ain't get that break?
A: Are you
talking about hockey? I don’t think I’m qualified to answer that.
Q: Why you ain't stackin' instead of tryin' to be fly?
A: That is such a good question, Jadakiss. There’s
so much focus in the hip-hop community on displaying wealth, with no talk of the importance of saving for the future. I would suggest that perhaps if there was a shift in focus from obsessing over “keeping
it real” and stuffing as much gold as possible into your mouth to getting an education and living a moderate, thoughtful
life, you might yield better results.
Q: Why is rattin' at an all time high?
A: If the D.A. makes you a good deal, you should take it, that’s all I’m
saying.
Q: Why are you even alive?
A: Damn, Jadakiss, that’s deep. Why
are we even alive? I can’t answer that, I want to, we all have our own
beliefs, our own dreams. Maybe one day, Jadakiss, I’ll tell you mine, but
not today, dumbass.
Q: Why they kill Tupac n' Chris?
A: You know I’ve done a lot of research on the deaths of both Tupac Shakur and
Christopher Wallace (aka Notorious B.I.G.). And you know what conclusion I have
drawn as to why these two men who behaved like common thugs and glorified a violent misogynistic lifestyle in their, admittedly
awesome albums were killed like, well, common thugs, I’ve decided that I don’t really care why, sorry buddy.
Q: Why at the bar you ain't take straight shots instead of poppin'
Criss
A: First of all, it’s none of your business what I drink, Booze Nazi.
Second of all you just rhymed “Chris” with “Chriss”, weak dude.
Q: Why them bullets have to hit that door?
A: Because you can’t aim for crap.
Q: Why did Kobe have to hit that raw? Why he kiss that whore? Why?
A: You know what? You’re a bit of
a name caller, aren’t you?
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